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that moment
when you were supposed
to be so mad at him;
yet, he trips, on the way
down the stairs–
in public.
his butt, hitting
each of the steps–
about three steps:


and, you can’t help it.
you laugh.



“The Proposal”

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🚹 “hey, will you marry me…?” 😍

🚺 “…uh, why???” 😮

🚹 “jeez, dude, you were supposed to say yes! why ask why? forget my question!” 😢

🚺 “heyyyy… dude, sorry. come on, ask me again!” 😧

🚹 “never mind. not in the mood anymore.” 😤

🚺 “dudddeee…” 😩

🚹 “alright, alright!!!” 😑



“Pressure Me More!”

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🚺 “You know, I should pressure you.” 😈

🚹 “Oh, why?” 😐

🚺 “Baby, I should pressure you–not you, pressuring me, all the time.” 😛

🚹 “Haha. Okay, Baby. Do it, then.” 😁

🚺 “Okay. I want to get married, this year. You need to plan it, to the last detail, Baby. No complaints. Do it, starting now. All your decisions should be in line, with that end.” 😐

🚹 “But, Baby–” 😐

🚺 “No ‘buts’ please. Babe, I’m the one nagging. So, do so, okay?” 😣

🚹 “But, that isn’t pressuring, Baby. That’s already something I plan. Pressure me more!” 😛

🚺 “Argh! That’s not how it works, Babe! You need to disagree, first; so I can nag!” 😂



“Choose My Clothes”

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🚹”Baby!” 😭

🚺”What, Baby? Why?!” 😯

🚹”What will I wear? I don’t know what to choose!” 😥

🚺”Hmmm. Tell me, which are available?” 😕

🚹(Enlists all clothes in his closet) “Tell me, which combo looks good, for the occasion? Shall I send pictures, for each try?” 😃

🚺”Okay, if that makes you feel better. By the way, where are you going, anyway?” 😳

🚹”To meet you!” 😅



“Accounts And Passwords”

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🚺 (receiving a lot of security alerts, on phone) “Baby?” 😐

🚹 (busy, entering multi-accounts) “Yes, Love?” 😍

🚺 “You better not break up, with me, okay?” 😐

🚹 “Of course! Err… why?” 😳

🚺 “Because, all my accounts are with you. Even I forgot, which password is for which!” 😑

🚹 “Hahaha. Don’t worry, I know them, all!” 😅




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🚹 “Cuddles, please?” 😍

🚺 “Yeah, Baby. Already cuddling you.” 😘

🚹 “But, it sounds more, like, it’s forced” 😞

🚺 “Now, nautankibaaz, Baby.” 😜

🚹 “You’re that, also.” 😋

🚺 “I know. That’s why we’re together.” 😅

🚹 “Yeah, we have the same vibes.” 😂