“The Proposal”


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๐Ÿšน “hey, will you marry me…?” ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿšบ “…uh, why???” ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

๐Ÿšน “jeez, dude, you were supposed to say yes! why ask why? forget my question!” ๐Ÿ˜ข

๐Ÿšบ “heyyyy… dude, sorry. come on, ask me again!” ๐Ÿ˜ง

๐Ÿšน “never mind. not in the mood anymore.” ๐Ÿ˜ค

๐Ÿšบ “dudddeee…” ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

๐Ÿšน “alright, alright!!!” ๐Ÿ˜‘

–Diwa

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“Pressure Me More!”


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๐Ÿšบ “You know, I should pressure you.” ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

๐Ÿšน “Oh, why?” ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿšบ “Baby, I should pressure you–not you, pressuring me, all the time.” ๐Ÿ˜›

๐Ÿšน “Haha. Okay, Baby. Do it, then.” ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿšบ “Okay. I want to get married, this year. You need to plan it, to the last detail, Baby. No complaints. Do it, starting now. All your decisions should be in line, with that end.” ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿšน “But, Baby–” ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿšบ “No ‘buts’ please. Babe, I’m the one nagging. So, do so, okay?” ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

๐Ÿšน “But, that isn’t pressuring, Baby. That’s already something I plan. Pressure me more!” ๐Ÿ˜›

๐Ÿšบ “Argh! That’s not how it works, Babe! You need to disagree, first; so I can nag!” ๐Ÿ˜‚

–Diwa

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“Language”


Hehehe. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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๐Ÿšน “Hey you. Taali. You come. Me tell something.”

๐Ÿšบ “What you tell, sir? Same same, like that?”

๐Ÿšน “Aywa. You make the khubus and cook the biryani. Naam? Do fast na.”

๐Ÿšบ “Okay, Sir. Me make luto-luto… Ay, cook the biryani for you. You eat here, now, Sir?”

๐Ÿšน “Aywa. You see. No make karban food, naam?”

๐Ÿšบ “La, Sir. shukran, shukran.”

๐Ÿšน “Ayeshaaaaaa, you make karban food!”

***Sounds familiar? Who ever said grammar and terms should always be used correctly? Language is used to communicate. Therefore, when communication is achieved; who cares about grammar, syntax, tense, and the like?

All errors are intended for the sole use of this piece, by the way. No intended prejudice, as well.

–Diwa

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“Choose My Clothes”


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๐Ÿšน”Baby!” ๐Ÿ˜ญ

๐Ÿšบ”What, Baby? Why?!” ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

๐Ÿšน”What will I wear? I don’t know what to choose!” ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

๐Ÿšบ”Hmmm. Tell me, which are available?” ๐Ÿ˜•

๐Ÿšน(Enlists all clothes in his closet) “Tell me, which combo looks good, for the occasion? Shall I send pictures, for each try?” ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

๐Ÿšบ”Okay, if that makes you feel better. By the way, where are you going, anyway?” ๐Ÿ˜ณ

๐Ÿšน”To meet you!” ๐Ÿ˜…

–Diwa

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“Accounts And Passwords”


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๐Ÿšบ (receiving a lot of security alerts, on phone) “Baby?” ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿšน (busy, entering multi-accounts) “Yes, Love?” ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿšบ “You better not break up, with me, okay?” ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿšน “Of course! Err… why?” ๐Ÿ˜ณ

๐Ÿšบ “Because, all my accounts are with you. Even I forgot, which password is for which!” ๐Ÿ˜‘

๐Ÿšน “Hahaha. Don’t worry, I know them, all!” ๐Ÿ˜…

–Diwa

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