“Tough Love”

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“i need him.
i can’t live
without him.”


i need to be with him.
i’ll die, if he leaves.”

is he your oxygen,
or food,
or something?”




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that moment
when you were supposed
to be so mad at him;
yet, he trips, on the way
down the stairs–
in public.
his butt, hitting
each of the steps–
about three steps:


and, you can’t help it.
you laugh.



“The Proposal”

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🚹 “hey, will you marry me…?” 😍

🚺 “…uh, why???” 😮

🚹 “jeez, dude, you were supposed to say yes! why ask why? forget my question!” 😢

🚺 “heyyyy… dude, sorry. come on, ask me again!” 😧

🚹 “never mind. not in the mood anymore.” 😤

🚺 “dudddeee…” 😩

🚹 “alright, alright!!!” 😑



“Pressure Me More!”

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🚺 “You know, I should pressure you.” 😈

🚹 “Oh, why?” 😐

🚺 “Baby, I should pressure you–not you, pressuring me, all the time.” 😛

🚹 “Haha. Okay, Baby. Do it, then.” 😁

🚺 “Okay. I want to get married, this year. You need to plan it, to the last detail, Baby. No complaints. Do it, starting now. All your decisions should be in line, with that end.” 😐

🚹 “But, Baby–” 😐

🚺 “No ‘buts’ please. Babe, I’m the one nagging. So, do so, okay?” 😣

🚹 “But, that isn’t pressuring, Baby. That’s already something I plan. Pressure me more!” 😛

🚺 “Argh! That’s not how it works, Babe! You need to disagree, first; so I can nag!” 😂




Hehehe. 😁😁😁
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🚹 “Hey you. Taali. You come. Me tell something.”

🚺 “What you tell, sir? Same same, like that?”

🚹 “Aywa. You make the khubus and cook the biryani. Naam? Do fast na.”

🚺 “Okay, Sir. Me make luto-luto… Ay, cook the biryani for you. You eat here, now, Sir?”

🚹 “Aywa. You see. No make karban food, naam?”

🚺 “La, Sir. shukran, shukran.”

🚹 “Ayeshaaaaaa, you make karban food!”

***Sounds familiar? Who ever said grammar and terms should always be used correctly? Language is used to communicate. Therefore, when communication is achieved; who cares about grammar, syntax, tense, and the like?

All errors are intended for the sole use of this piece, by the way. No intended prejudice, as well.



“Choose My Clothes”

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🚹”Baby!” 😭

🚺”What, Baby? Why?!” 😯

🚹”What will I wear? I don’t know what to choose!” 😥

🚺”Hmmm. Tell me, which are available?” 😕

🚹(Enlists all clothes in his closet) “Tell me, which combo looks good, for the occasion? Shall I send pictures, for each try?” 😃

🚺”Okay, if that makes you feel better. By the way, where are you going, anyway?” 😳

🚹”To meet you!” 😅



“Accounts And Passwords”

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🚺 (receiving a lot of security alerts, on phone) “Baby?” 😐

🚹 (busy, entering multi-accounts) “Yes, Love?” 😍

🚺 “You better not break up, with me, okay?” 😐

🚹 “Of course! Err… why?” 😳

🚺 “Because, all my accounts are with you. Even I forgot, which password is for which!” 😑

🚹 “Hahaha. Don’t worry, I know them, all!” 😅