“Pressure Me More!”


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🚺 “You know, I should pressure you.” 😈

🚹 “Oh, why?” 😐

🚺 “Baby, I should pressure you–not you, pressuring me, all the time.” 😛

🚹 “Haha. Okay, Baby. Do it, then.” 😁

🚺 “Okay. I want to get married, this year. You need to plan it, to the last detail, Baby. No complaints. Do it, starting now. All your decisions should be in line, with that end.” 😐

🚹 “But, Baby–” 😐

🚺 “No ‘buts’ please. Babe, I’m the one nagging. So, do so, okay?” 😣

🚹 “But, that isn’t pressuring, Baby. That’s already something I plan. Pressure me more!” 😛

🚺 “Argh! That’s not how it works, Babe! You need to disagree, first; so I can nag!” 😂

–Diwa

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“Language”


Hehehe. 😁😁😁
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🚹 “Hey you. Taali. You come. Me tell something.”

🚺 “What you tell, sir? Same same, like that?”

🚹 “Aywa. You make the khubus and cook the biryani. Naam? Do fast na.”

🚺 “Okay, Sir. Me make luto-luto… Ay, cook the biryani for you. You eat here, now, Sir?”

🚹 “Aywa. You see. No make karban food, naam?”

🚺 “La, Sir. shukran, shukran.”

🚹 “Ayeshaaaaaa, you make karban food!”

***Sounds familiar? Who ever said grammar and terms should always be used correctly? Language is used to communicate. Therefore, when communication is achieved; who cares about grammar, syntax, tense, and the like?

All errors are intended for the sole use of this piece, by the way. No intended prejudice, as well.

–Diwa

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